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Hi my names Blake. I'm here to be real, let my mind flow out and maybe make you laugh a little. Simple as that
Now prepare to be Tumblrorgasmified.

twerkers:

just let my nuts adorn you

gif:

how do blind people know when they’re done wiping 

straightgirl:

i love medieval art it’s like

first there’s a bull just shittin on this guy

gremlin dude shooting arrows into a mermaids ass ok

someone fuckin boneless dancing to this hot violin song what

my favorite one a bunch of amputees beating the shit outta each other with crutches

idk why they call it the dark ages when they’re obviously so fun

banananasareamazing:

behavingisoverrated:

pizza:

there’s 100 millon ppl on tumblr so if we all put in $20 we could buy tumblr for $2 billion and then yahoo couldn’t have it

PIZZA YOU’RE SO SMART

godtierar:

OK BUT NICKI MINAJ IN THE BACKGROUND

bricesander:

Miley speaks for us all. 

alxesi:

think i just got a 3rd degree burn from my laptop charger

i-ran-over-oprah:

electroego:

and they say gay marriage is unnatural 

A WHOLE RAW POTATO